officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

word-stuck:

“We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.” ― Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human

me: i think i'm over that game now
*main theme plays for 0.5 seconds*
me: *starts crying*

askthequnariinquisitor:

ladyinsanity:

What will your Inquisitor look like? @DragonAge on Twitter

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

vstequilasunrise:

Elise & Arno from AC Unity

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

jewmingle:

Steal Her Look: Ikea Monkey

Burberry Prorsum Suede and Shearling Coat - $4,995

Malene Birger Bellish Fur Mittens - $195

Rare 1960’s Yves Saint Laurent Brown Fur Hat - $613

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

#workflow 💰💵💸